I quit my job today. I told my dolphin-hating, Red Sox-cheering boss that, judging by my constant preoccupation with my favorite aquatic mammal, I have no choice but to see my plan through to its conclusion. Starting tomorrow, Captain Tom, Tracey and I will start preparing The Poinsettia for its voyage.
Captain Tom gave me a checklist of things to bring along:
1) Two changes of warm clothes.
2) Any old issues of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition I happen to have lying around my house.
3) Beer.
4) Scuba gear.
5) A camera.
6) Ted Kennedy’s memoir.
I will write again after our preparations are complete, just before we set sail.
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I made a pact today. I think. Is it possible to make a pact with yourself? I have decided that I am going to ride a dolphin, if it’s the last thing I ever do. I will be using this diary to document my journey.
Welcome to The Dolphin Diary
This is the simple tale of a 37-year-old man who has just one remaining desire on the path to fulfillment. Follow his journey from his house to TGI Friday's all the way out into the great Pacific Ocean in his legendary quest to ride a dolphin.
(was that epic-sounding enough?)
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It's like a real diary, guys!
(was that epic-sounding enough?)
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For easy navigation, read downward and then click the "Older Posts" link to continue in the story.
It's like a real diary, guys!
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