November 7

Here’s the rest of the story: Every male member of my family has died for one reason or another at the age of 37:

1)      Father – Ski-Doo accident.

2)      Uncle – crushed by a falling piano.  I thought that only happened in cartoons.

3)      Grandfather – strangled with his own mustache after winning the World’s Greatest Mustache Competition in Norway.  The runner-up was furious, apparently.

4)      Great-grandfather – no one knows.  He just disappeared.

Seeing as how that is exactly how old I am, as of exactly one month ago, I figure my time is short.  Therefore, I must act fast to accomplish my final goal.